Division VIII: Round 1

The final division is ready to go! Things are about to get very interesting... Make sure your favorite words make it through to Round 2!

Battle 1: Slide v. Wish

SLIDE:
--Pros: Like a little roller coaster, but with a shorter line
--Cons: No fun if you get stuck halfway down (The same is true for a roller coaster)

WISH:
--Pros: What can I say? It's a wish
--Cons: Wishes are NOT fishes

Battle 2: Pretzel v. Bend

PRETZEL:
--Pros: A tasty snack, enjoyable in either soft or crunchy form
--Cons: The salt can fall off and get all over you if you're not careful

BEND:
--Pros: I dunno, you can figure this one out
--Cons: See above

Battle 3: Ekklesia v. Screwdriver

EKKLESIA:
--Pros: It's the Greek word for church, so that's pretty cool
--Cons: Blogger apparently doesn't have a Greek font pack, so you can't see it's original spelling

SCREWDRIVER:
--Pros: Useful, especially the sonic variety
--Cons: It seemes when you need a Phillips, you have a flathead, and vice versa

Battle 4: Pistachio v. Wand

PISTACHIO:
--Pros: A nut with a unique taste (In a good way)
--Cons: Every once in a while, there's that one really nasty tasting one (Or maybe that's just my experience)

WAND:
--Pros: Useful for casting magic
--Cons: Not very useful for anything else

Ready, and... GO!