The peoples' judgment has been made clear. Four more words are gone. Who will survive this round?
Battle 1: Gravity v. Styrofoam
GRAVITY:
--Pros: Prevents you from flying off into space
--Cons: Prevents you from flying off into space
STYROFOAM:
--Pros: A good, lightweight packing material
--Cons: Sticks to everything and is terribly annoying to clean off clothing
Battle 2: Watermelon v. Spork
WATERMELON:
--Pros: A fantastic Summertime treat
--Cons: Not very good out of season
SPORK:
--Pros: The convenience of a spoon combined with the force of a fork
--Cons: Doesn't do either job quite as well as the other utensils on their own
Battle 3: Helium v. Hide
HELIUM:
--Pros: Useful for floating balloons and making your voice sound funny
--Cons: Dangerous in large amounts
HIDE:
--Pros: Can provide shelter in a Survivorman-style scenario
--Cons: You have to skin the animal to get it
Battle 4: Bermuda v. Play
BERMUDA:
--Pros: Fantastic temperatures and the other types of things any good island nation should have
--Cons: The Bermuda Triangle is not a fun place
PLAY:
--Pros: Whether you mean a pleasurable activity or the thing actors do on a stage, They're both fun
--Cons: The confusion of definitions leads to some problems
The bracket has no conscience. You must guide these words' paths.
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