Division V: Round 1

After one of the closest matches yet, Vortex barely triumphed over Owl. What will happen in Division V?

Battle 1: Jeopardy v. Eyebrow

JEOPARDY:
--Pros: If we're talking about the game show, it's an intellectually stimulating thirty minutes of fun!
--Cons: If we're talking about the regular noun, it means a dangerous situation. Which could be exciting, but could also be bad

EYEBROW:
--Pros: Like mustaches for your eyes instead of your mouth
--Cons: Difficult to style

Battle 2: Biscuits v. Opossum

BISCUITS:
--Pros: Flaky and tender at the same time if made properly; a fantastic vehicle for bacon
--Cons: Not nearly as tasty after sitting out for an hour or two

OPOSSUM:
--Pros: Plays dead when threatened
--Cons: Has a silent O at the beginning of their name, which makes me think they're up to something

Battle 3: Breadfruit v. Pimento

BREADFRUIT:
--Pros: A tasty fruit
--Cons: Despite its name, not also a bread

PIMENTO:
--Pros: A pepper that plays a key role in Pimento Cheese spread
--Cons: Not very hot for a pepper

Battle 4: Library v. Dinosaur

LIBRARY:
--Pros: A good place to study, read or do research
--Cons: Your metal concert would be frowned upon

DINOSAUR:

--Pros: Big reptiles that lived a long time ago... That's cool, right?
--Cons: Extinct. Also, Velociraptors

The heat will be on!