Two more divisions to go before Round 2 begins! Can you feel the excitement!?
Battle 1: Lightyear v. Utopia
LIGHTYEAR:
--Pros: A unit of distance that is really, really long
--Cons: Is often confused for a unit of time
UTOPIA:
--Pros: An ideally perfect place (How can you go wrong?)
--Cons: We aren't there right now
Battle 2: Hovercraft v. Fluff
HOVERCRAFT:
--Pros: It's a vehicle that hovers, what more needs to be said?
--Cons: Sometimes full of eels
FLUFF:
--Pros: Light and puffy, what more could you ask for?
--Cons: If something is too fluffy, you could die
Battle 3: Submarine v. Fall
SUBMARINE:
--Pros: Goes underwater and shoots torpedoes
--Cons: Not for the claustrophobic
FALL:
--Pros: The season is full of mild temperature and crunchy leaves
--Cons: The event is full of awkward flailing and painful landings
Battle 4: Garbage v. Stop
GARBAGE:
--Pros: Good for attracting flies, raccoons, etc.
--Cons: Smells real bad
STOP:
--Pros: Can be followed with "Collaborate and Listen" or "Hammertime!"
--Cons: Annoying at a busy intersection
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