Division VI: Round 1

Three more matches before the second rounds begin. Can you feel the excitement? (Just look at those match-ups! Towel v. Soup! Pizza v. Hobbit! The tension is palpable!)

Battle 1: Hurricane v. Ring

HURRICANE:
--Pros: Fun to track during Hurricane Season
--Cons: Not as much fun to be impacted by, particularly the clean-up

RING:
--Pros: Assuming we're talking about the kind you wear on your finger, it's a nice symbol of eternal commitment (Or something like that)
--Cons: Might drive impressionable Hobbits insane

Battle 2: Potato v. Paparazzi

POTATO:
--Pros: You can boil 'em, mash 'em, or stick 'em in a stew!
--Cons: If they're green, they're poisonous (Check your fries and chips!)

PAPARAZZI:
--Pros: ...Umm... They sometimes get good pictures of celebrities?
--Cons: Invasion of privacy, general rudeness, etc.

Battle 3: Lightsaber v. Goblin

LIGHTSABER:
--Pros: A totally awesome weapon used by Jedi and Sith
--Cons: I don't have one

GOBLIN:
--Pros: Mischievous, but usually not malicious (In my experience, anyway)
--Cons: Have typically been pushed to second fiddle status, so have little chance to shine

Battle 4: Pomeranian v. Grocer

POMERANIAN:
--Pros: Intelligent, friendly dogs
--Cons: Hard to take seriously

GROCER:
--Pros: Provides you with foodstuffs
--Cons: Really annoying when they bag the cold stuff with the hot stuff, or the dry stuff with the wet stuff

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