Finally, The War of the Words is back! I would like to say it's better than ever, but... Well, it's here at least, right?
Battle 1: Gravity v. Spork
GRAVITY:
--Could you use it in a sentence, please?
-Calvin began floating off his bed due to his family forgetting to pay the gravity bill that month.
SPORK:
--Could you use it in a sentence, please?
-Finding the idea of having to use two different utensils distasteful, Paul used a spork for his soup and steak with mixed results.
Battle 2: Helium v. Play
HELIUM:
--Could you use it in a sentence, please?
-Most of the leftover helium balloons from the party were rounded up and thrown away; Eddie, however, inhaled some to comedic effect.
PLAY:
--Could you use it in a sentence, please?
-The play took away all of the blogger's free time with rehearsal, set building, and various other worries.
Battle 3: Dirigible v. Veranda
DIRIGIBLE:
--Could you use it in a sentence, please?
-Jeeves carried Mr Wooster's bags off the dirigible, having secured it to the dock post.
VERANDA:
--Could you use it in a sentence, please?
-Mr. Wooster excused himself to the veranda, hoping to catch his breath - And some advice from Jeeves.
Battle 4: Virgule v. Vortex
VIRGULE:
--Could you use it in a sentence, please?
-The blogger, in his absence, had forgotten what virgule means and was too lazy to Google it for himself.
VORTEX:
--Could you use it in a sentence, please?
-The blogger felt as though his time and energy in the past month or two had been sucked into an unseen vortex, prompting his unannounced disappearance.
It's all up to you now!
